Hand blown by Coyle. Full wraparound skull motif hand drawn on the glass by Danger. 1 of 1.
Hand blown shot glass by Coyle with fume scratch art by Coyle and Danger. 1 of 1. Pattern slightly more subtle under normal lighting.
5 real bills, each hand Skelestrated by Dangervisual. Can add smoking joints to each on request. Instant 168 dollar rebate. One of a kind.
Bad little kitties. Cute from close, far from cute from afar. It’s the shitty kitty committee. Secret message is revealed by standing about 15-20 feet away from wearer. Perfect for you and your grandma. Unisex.
Shirts run about a size small.
Product Features
100% ring-spun cotton for a smooth, durable fabric
Ribbed knit collar holds its shape
Tie-dye design makes each shirt one-of-a-kind
Tear-away tags for no-scratch comfort
Shoulder taping prevents stretching
Extremely high-quality DTG print
Printed on Gildan Heavy Cotton
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30C / 90F) with similar colors
Do not bleach
Tumble dry low
Do not iron
Do not dry clean
Justice shall be served. The devil is in the details. A lone apocalyptic unicorn warrior rides away from an evil empire goes up in flames— battle axe in one hand, Molotov in the other — with the White House and a tesla burning behind him and a decapitated MAGA-skull at his feet.
Extremely high quality jumbo DTG printed on premium acidwash black streetwear blank. Unisex streetwear fit.
Premium 7.4 oz / 250 g/m² 100% cotton acid-wash blank
Loose, drop-shoulder streetwear fit
Extremely high-quality DTG print (40×52 cm)
Pure cotton, soft hand feel
Ribbed crew neck
Durable construction
Each wash is unique due to the dye process
Casual, Street, Daily Casual, Outdoor, School, Pure Cotton, Snow Wash, Washed, Short Sleeve, Drop Shoulder, Round Neck / O-Neck, Regular, Loose, Summer
Notes:Batch variations are normal due to factors like temperature and materials, and we strive to minimize these differences as much as possible. We appreciate your understanding.
Hate the living but love the dead? This one is for you. Who cares if your face gets stolen as long as you have 20 eyes in your head.
Fresh out of the oven is this unholy Dead x Misfits mashup. If you're a little bit punk and a little bit wook, this is the shirt for you. Who cares if your face gets stolen as long as you have 20 eyes in your head?
Unisex fit. Shirts run about a size small.
A twist on the Misfits’ “Hate the Living, Love the Dead”
A nod to “20 Eyes” (“20 eyes in my head”)
Jerry’s infamous missing finger
Misfits fiend dead bear
“138” for the classic Misfits track
“67” for the birth of the Grateful Dead
hybrid Dead/Misfits fonts spelling out LOVE THE DEAD.
100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, durable feel
Seamless ribbed knit collar for comfort and shape retention
Unique tie-dye wash ensures every shirt is one-of-a-kind
Tear-away tags for a scratch-free experience
Shoulder taping stabilizes the shirt and prevents stretching
Extremely high-quality DTG print
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors
Do not bleach
Tumble dry low
Do not iron on print
Do not dry clean
Spooky times call for tricks and treats.
The Spirit skeleton is looking to set up shop in the White House, gripping two 40s labeled 8647 (Google it). One’s a treat — filled with booze. The other’s a trick — a tasty Molotov cocktail. Unisex.
Fabric:85% cotton, 15% polyester
Fabric Weight:8.3 oz/yd² (280 g/m²)
Fabric Thickness:Moderate
Care Instructions:Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean
Features:Basics, Casual, Sporty, Street, Daily Casual, Home, Outdoor, Running, Sport, Cotton Blend, Long Sleeve, Drop Shoulder, Round Neck / O-Neck, Regular, Loose, Spring, Autumn
Notes:Minor batch differences can occur during blank garment production due to variations in fabric, dye and processing. This is common in apparel manufacturing, and we work hard to keep every item consistent.
Runs about a size small, order up.
Gender:Unisex
Model:Regular
Fabric:100% cotton
Fabric Weight:5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
Fabric Thickness:Thin
Care Instructions:Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean
Features:Basics, Casual, Daily Casual, Outdoor, Home, Pure Cotton, Short Sleeve, Regular Sleeve, Round Neck / O-Neck, Regular, Regular, Summer, Autumn, Winter, Spring
Print Size:40*52cm
Notes:Batch variations are normal due to factors like temperature and materials, and we strive to minimize these differences as much as possible. We appreciate your understanding.
BE A SKELETON. DO CRIMES.
hand printed with no feel discharge on next level 3600 black tees.
Comes with free stickers.
Exposure to art is always a good thing.
Unisex.
High-resolution premium DTG print
100% ring-spun cotton (soft + durable)
Ribbed knit collar
Tear-away tag for comfort
Shoulder-taped for shape retention
Premium acidwash streetwear fit blank
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)
Do not bleach
Tumble dry low
Do not iron on print
Do not dry clean
Features:Casual, Street, Daily Casual, Outdoor, School, Pure Cotton, Snow Wash, Washed, Short Sleeve, Drop Shoulder, Round Neck / O-Neck, Regular, Loose, Summer
Notes:Batch variations are normal due to factors like temperature and materials, and we strive to minimize these differences as much as possible. We appreciate your understanding.
Smoke em if you got em.
Please note: the sizing for this product is smaller than standard.
Gender:Unisex
Model:Regular
Fabric:100% cotton
Fabric Weight:5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
Fabric Thickness:Thin
Care Instructions:Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean
Features:Basics, Casual, Daily Casual, Outdoor, Home, Pure Cotton, Short Sleeve, Regular Sleeve, Round Neck / O-Neck, Regular, Regular, Summer, Autumn, Winter, Spring
Print Size:40*52cm
Notes:Batch variations are normal due to factors like temperature and materials, and we strive to minimize these differences as much as possible. We appreciate your understanding.
Dangervisual X Vincent Gordon tee.
Limited edition. Two worlds collide in this one-off mashup between Ben Banks (Dangervisual) and psychedelic lowbrow legend Vincent Gordon.
A melting one-eyed skull with crossbones, tentacles, and smoking double duty.— redrawn, remixed, and screenprinted on a premium tie-dye Gildan Heavy blank.
Mood mat also available while supplies last.
Small batch. Once they’re gone, they’re gone.
Unisex fit.
Official Dangervisual × Vincent Gordon collaboration
Hand-drawn, screenprinted artwork
Premium tie-dye Gildan Heavy blanks (every pattern is unique)
100% cotton
Thick, durable streetwear weight
Classic fit
Includes exclusive sticker (while available)
Machine wash cold
Wash inside-out for print longevity
Tumble dry low
Do not iron on print
Do not bleach
Size Chart
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||||||
| inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | |
| Chest | 22.8 | 58 | 23.6 | 60 | 24.4 | 62 | 25.2 | 64 | 26.0 | 66 |
| Length | 26.8 | 68 | 27.6 | 70 | 28.3 | 72 | 29.1 | 74 | 29.9 | 76 |
| Shoulder | 22.4 | 57 | 23.2 | 59 | 24.0 | 61 | 24.8 | 63 | 25.6 | 65 |
| Sleeve length | 21.7 | 55 | 22.0 | 56 | 22.4 | 57 | 22.8 | 58 | 23.2 | 59 |
An honorable captain always goes down with the ship. No lifejackets allowed. This embroidered captain’s hat is the official headgear for anyone steering their life with confidence, chaos, and absolutely zero regard for where the boat’s actually going. Whether you’re the captain, the problem, or both — welcome aboard.
“USS BAD BOYZ CLUB — SINKING SHIP” design
High-quality front embroidery
“USS BAD BOYZ CLUB — SINKING SHIP” design
Gold rope trim + classic captain hat detailing
Embroidered oak leaf visor (“scrambled eggs”)
Structured crown
Adjustable back strap
One size fits most
Gold rope trim + classic captain hat detailing
Embroidered oak leaf visor (“scrambled eggs”)
Structured crown
Adjustable snapback back strap
One size fits most
A Funhouse Novelty digital gift card is the perfect move when you don’t know someone’s size, taste, or overall level of degeneracy — but you do know they’ll love something from the shop.
Redeemable on everything: tees, art, accessories, Bad Boyz Club gear, and whatever strange new thing drops next.
Delivered instantly by email. No shipping, no waiting, no mistakes.
Choose your amount and let them pick their own poison.
Digital gift card delivered instantly
Can be used on any item in the Funhouse Novelty shop OR towards dangervisual design services/custom merch.
Perfect for birthdays, holidays, apologies, bribes, or last-minute “I forgot” moments
Never expires
No hidden fees
Respect existence or expect resistance. 11x17 print.
Digital art print. Produced for the infamous Bad Boyz do Basel 2 art show during art basel week in Miami.
Mondays are such a drag. Pass the lasagne.
Product features
- Dishwasher and microwave safe for your convenience.
- Glossy ORCA coating ensures bright, durable designs.
- Made from 100% glossy ceramic with an easy-grip C-shaped handle.
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
Eat it.
100% polyester body for durability and quick-drying performance
Reinforced stitching on handles for added strength
100% polyester body for durability and quick-drying performance
Boxed corners for extra carrying capacity and stability
Crisp, high-resolution all-over print
Lightweight but tough — holds more than common sense says it should.
Remove all items before cleaning
Pretreat visible stains with stain remover
Hand-clean with warm water + mild detergent using a soft cloth or brush
Air dry only
Do not bleach or machine dry
Product features
- Vibrant colors using the latest printing techniques for a stunning display.
- Available in multiple piece counts: 30 if you're a baby or 110 if you're not a baby.
- Puzzle design printed on the box for an attractive presentation and easy assembly.
- Made with high-quality pre-die-cut chipboard for durability and a glossy finish.
- Comes in a white metal tin box featuring the finished image for stylish storage and gifting.
Care instructions
- Wipe the dirt or dust off gently with a clean, dry microfiber cloth.
An absolute staple of any Bad Boyz tool kit. Perfect 8 oz pocket size for naughty nips anywhere, anytime. Bad boy tested and approved. Sneaks through metal detectors and pat downs. Super durable and leak free after years of sneaky sessions. Or put water in it to fill up your dab rig for some stealthy rips. Get weird with it.
8 oz capacity
Collapsible 4×6" flexible body
Durable, reusable, leak-resistant construction
Screw-on cap for secure closure
Lightweight & pocket-friendly
Limited edition colorway
Bad Boyz Club logo print
3.5’ x 3.5’ super thick 1” premium rug. Hand tufted in New York. Allow 3 weeks for delivery.
Double the Danger, Double the Fun. There are six differences between the front and back graphics, how many can you spot? Limited first edition run of 100 pieces. 9 x 10.5” Hand screenprinted with UV reactive inks.
Man and monkey. Monkey and man. And puke. A special graphic originally created by Danger for a collabshow with Coyle Condenser.
3 color super UV reactive screenprint. Limited run first edition. Two colorways available. 8” wide. Signed by Danger. Comes with matching sticker.
MERCH
Limited edition hand screen recycled rubber Mood Mat. Design by @Dangervisual. 8.5” wide. Protect your glass.


Limited edition hand screen recycled rubber Mood Mat. Design by @Dangervisual. 8.5” wide. Protect your glass.